Manual Jokes

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

Pff Jokes More Pff Jokes

How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

E Jokes More E Jokes

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

Underpaid Eastern Immigrant Jokes More Underpaid Eastern Immigrant Jokes

How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"