Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

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How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

What did one Pencil say to the other ?

Your looking Sharp!

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What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

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Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.