Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

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How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

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How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

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What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.