What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

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What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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Isaac Newton died a virgin

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Because people are dying to get in.

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Why do white girls help fight heartburn?

Because they're so basic.

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How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

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They always miss the shot

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What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.