What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

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What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

Why did Hu wind-up worse off than Yu?

Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?

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What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

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How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

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What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts