Why do white girls help fight heartburn?

Because they're so basic.

Previous Random Joke Next

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

White Girl Jokes More White Girl Jokes

Why do white girls travel in groups of 3?

Because they can't even

Why do white girls hang out in odd numbers?

They can't even.

Heartburn Jokes More Heartburn Jokes

Why do white girls help fight heartburn?

Because they're so basic.

Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.