What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

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What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

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What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

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Why do white girls help fight heartburn?

Because they're so basic.

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

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Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

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What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

What's Mike Tyson's favorite Scarlett Johansson film?

Luthy.

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals?

He threw it.

What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.