What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

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What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

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What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

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What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

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He threw it.