What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

21 Jokes More 21 Jokes

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

What's your age ?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

Canon Jokes More Canon Jokes

Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.