21 Jokes

Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

Never 21

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Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

What do you call a fellow who is over 21 and makes bad puns?

A groan man.

Where does Fred Weasley shop?

Forever 21.

How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

Tresemme 21

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What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed?

There's 21 of them

What's your age ?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

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What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

Card Game Jokes More Card Game Jokes

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

9 Month Jokes More 9 Month Jokes

How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.

Sauce Jokes More Sauce Jokes

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

How is snow white?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs