What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

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What's it like to go down on an ewok?

It's alright, they're just a little chewy.

What would you like today?

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

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What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

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How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

A: By moss code.

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.