How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How do Asians see the world?

In widescreen.

What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

What is a neckbeard's favorite denomination of time?

M'llenium

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

27 Jokes More 27 Jokes

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.

Grain Jokes More Grain Jokes

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

Refer Jokes More Refer Jokes

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

What do the song "Dixie Chicken" and a Klansman have in common?

You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.