How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

Ally Jokes More Ally Jokes

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

D Day Jokes More D Day Jokes

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents