What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

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How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

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Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

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How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

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What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)