What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

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What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

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What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

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What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.

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What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence