What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

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What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

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What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"