What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

What is the difference man &amp?

woman ? Pupil :Sir, in overtime ,overdose & overhead ,man shouts and woman sobs

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

What is brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

Miscarriage Jokes More Miscarriage Jokes

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

9 Inch Jokes More 9 Inch Jokes

What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.