What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

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What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

Miscarriage Jokes More Miscarriage Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

9 Inch Jokes More 9 Inch Jokes

What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms