What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.