How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

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How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

How is a rabbit similar to a plum?

they are both purple, except for the rabbit.