How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

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What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

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What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

A: You make my temperature rise.

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

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What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.