How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team?

One of them is a bunch of cunning runts

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How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

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What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

What is the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular thermometer?

The taste.

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What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!

What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady?

Depends