How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

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How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste. I'll show myself out.

What's a difference between a oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

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What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

Why are blondes like corn flakes?

A: Because they're simple easy and they taste good.