The taste.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
The thermometer responded, "0K."
A: They are both up to something.
A: You make my temperature rise.
Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
They cause too much brain damage.
Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons
Terrier-fied !
Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.
Because they're always bunny-hopping.
The spelling and pronunciation.
How they process things.
Both get thrown out when they have no use
Triple Eh's.