The taste.
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The thermometer responded, "0K."
A: They are both up to something.
A: You make my temperature rise.
Mostly the taste.
They cause too much brain damage.
The players all drowned in spring training.
Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?
people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids
She uses a perfect son.
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
He responds, "One note at a time."
Santa stops at three Ho's
The spelling and pronunciation.
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
Teaching the chicken to cook
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
Because they just cantaloupe.
