Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

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Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

What did the poacher get when he saw the Northern White Rhino?

Shot.

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What is Eminem made of?

He is made of Mathers

Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

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How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.