Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

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What's in a Paul Walker shot ?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.