Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

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What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?"

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

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Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?

AA, Eh

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Slug Jokes More Slug Jokes

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.