Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

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What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...