Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot"

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...