Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

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Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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How do snipers communicate online?

FaZebook.

Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.