What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ?

The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

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What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

Where do Star Trek fans work out?

At the He's Dead Gym.

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How do snipers communicate online?

FaZebook.

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you