Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.