How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

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How do black people get to Hogwarts ?

They go through wall 9 3/5

How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow