How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the stupid ghost do?

He used to climb over walls.

What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.