How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

What's green and walks through walls?

A: Casper the Friendly Pickle.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

r/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !