How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

House Jokes More House Jokes

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters