Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

What's the difference between a seal and sea lion?

One electron

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo