Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

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What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

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What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

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What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.