Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

Underpant Jokes More Underpant Jokes

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.