Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What the 0 said to the 8 ?

Nice belt, dude !

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

Underpant Jokes More Underpant Jokes

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.