What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

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How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

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What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

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What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9