What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

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How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common?

They're both duct-taters (sorry)

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How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!