What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

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Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

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What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.