What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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Why an Aunt?

I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

How to get a job without experience ?

Just run for office!

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How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

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What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

Why do Russians like pho so much?

BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3