What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

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What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?

He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

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How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

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What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.