Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Why is mild cheddar even a thing?

Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market

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What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

What do fish do when they are angry with each other?

They coral

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What do you call a crocodile in a band?

A crocstar

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!