What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

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What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

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What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

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What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.