What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

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Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald