What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

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Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii