Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

S Jokes More S Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Whats the difference between toast and Frenchmen?

You can make soldiers out of toast.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)