Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats 1+0?

Babies

Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.