Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !

S Jokes More S Jokes

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.