How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

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Claude

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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Nothing, it simply waved.

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Hello. Hello.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!