How do you get a one armed blonde out o...

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

Hello Jokes More Hello Jokes

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!