Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

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Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.