What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

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Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea