What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

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What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

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How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea