What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

Previous Random Joke Next
Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Adam Jokes More Adam Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity