Humanity Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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What do you call a crowned man in gridlock?

Human trafficking

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Professor Jokes More Professor Jokes

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

Who is your favourite philosopher?

PROFESSOR: It's Hume. ME: Sorry - whom is your favourite philosopher

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What, you hooked?

He says "All net."

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

eFISHancy!

Week Old Jokes More Week Old Jokes

What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human?

About eighty years

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?

Six weeks old !