What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

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How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Apparently not 8

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What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

What number is higher than infinity?

420

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How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

What do black people and dividing by zero have in common?

They don't work.

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What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

What is important in relationships?

Reflexivity and transitivity.

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What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft