What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

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How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

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What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt."

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

What is important in relationships?

Reflexivity and transitivity.

Status Jokes More Status Jokes

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

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What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.