How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

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Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

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How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

What do you call a Hillary supporter?

A journalist.

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What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams?

Harry Frotteur

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers