What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

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What was the cannibal's favorite part about the Vegetarian dish?

The Vegetarian

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

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Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.