A leaf blower
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They both get toe food
A salad shooter.
Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...
They are both very pedantic
I find your lack of steak disturbing."
vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.
Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.
He is going to tell you.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
A vegetarian.
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Graaaaiiiiinss!
A hopeless romaine-tic
He juiced...
They'll tell you.
One they've never herbivore.
He became a vegetarian.
I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"
Poor hunters
The Vegetarian
Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.
Vegetarians!
Grrrrrainnnnnssss.
I find your lack of Faith disturbing."
The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.
It cost an arm and a leg
Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.
Because they keep planting evidence.
Because they are well versed in whorticulture
Scurvy
Burn a question mark on their front lawn.
They couldn't find a table.
She looked very Theroux-ly.
them: YOU'RE DRIVING
They were all petrified.
Don't worry they'll tell you.
What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.
Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan
They work it out with a pencil.
