What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"