What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

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Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

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What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food