What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

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What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

Sparky.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

What do you call an Asian who is always on time?

Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha.

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What do you call a vegetarian?

A hopeless romaine-tic

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.