What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies"

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why will there never be an Asian president?

Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.