What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

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What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

What do you call rude fungi?

Shiit-talking mushrooms

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.