Poul-trees
You only get laid once.
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.
Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.
Trees. They're quite shady.
It packs its trunk and leaves.
A Chi-WOW!-ua
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