What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

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What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

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What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

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Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

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Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.