What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

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What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.