Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

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The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

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Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

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How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.