How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

How do black people grow?

Their knee grows!

God Jokes More God Jokes

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

Abstinence Jokes More Abstinence Jokes

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.