What do you call a man with no knees?

Toni

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Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

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How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.