What do you call a man with no knees?

Toni

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

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He thought it was Coke!

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Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

Which knee?

Mickey: Disney