What do you call a man with no knees?

Toni

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What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....