Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it
Hide his paycheck with his kids.
Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.
Unbereavable.
Because they're out-standing in their field.
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.
Wade
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)
A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.
Doughnuts.
Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.
