Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it
She's a transparent.
Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!
A one night stand with Jesus
Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves
because their knee grows
Tony.
I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)
to raise his spirits
Because he was absolutely ribbeting!
Grab a cup of joe.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.